"Bush to give Pep Talk to Anxious Country"

Yes, thats right, send out George Bush to calm the anxious nation.

The administration has reached new heights of desperation. Clearly America is in crisis if the White House has become so delusional that they think Bush is capable of:

"giving the nation a more detailed explanation of what the government is doing to battle the worst financial crisis in more than a half-century."

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!